OMG WE'RE UNDER CONSTRUCTION!!!!1!!1!!!

NOW, AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT, I'VE BEEN SCREWING WITH THE FONTS ON THIS MOFO. IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED, RECENTLY ALL POSTS HAVE BEEN INEXPLICABLY IN CAPS. SO I SWITCHED IT, SOMEHOW, TO ALL LOWER CASE. I CANNOT TELL IF THIS IS BETTER OR WORSE BUT I AM TYPING THIS ENTIRE POST WITH MY CAPSLOCK KEY INTENTIONALLY ON IN ORDER TO SEE IF IT HAS ANY EFFECT ON THE CHRONIC LOWER-CASE/UPPER-CASE BATTLE WE ARE WAGING. IF ANYONE KNOWS ANY WAY TO GO BACK TO THE HAPPY TIME WHERE CAPITALS ONLY APPEARED WHEN WE PRESSED THE SHIFT KEY AND MANUALLY INSERTED THEM, PLEASE LET US KNOW. HOPEFULLY THINGS WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON, AND WE CAN FREELY POST WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A KINDERGARTENER WHO DOESN'T KNOW CAPITALS YET OR SOME SCARY KIDNAPPER WRITING A RANSOM NOTE ALL IN CAPS. (BESIDES, EVERYONE KNOWS KIDNAPPERS USE CUT-OUT LETTERS FOR RANSOM NOTES.) I ALSO DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT MIGHT HAPPEN IF IT TURNS INTO HACKER-SPEAK WITH EVERY SECOND LETTER LOWERCASE AND EVERY OTHER LETTER UPPRCASE. IF THAT EVER OCCURS, YOU CAN SAFELY ASSUME THAT I'VE ATROPHIED AFTER DAYS IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER AND AM AT PRESENT TRYING TO BREAK THROUGH THE FBI'S FIREWALL AND ANY EXPOSURE TO NATURAL LIGHT WILL PROMPT A SWIFT AND DEADLY ALLERGIC REACTION.


HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES...


{Later: OMFG I'M A GENIUS! Lookit all the capitals and little letters! Only where I want them! Look! ---> I aM nOt A hAcKeR, tHaNk GoD, oR i'D hAvE a SeRiOuS cAsE oF cArPaL tUnNeL sYnDrOmE...aNd TyPiNg LiKe ThIs WoUlD mAkE mE wAnT tO eAt My OwN hEaD, tO bOoT!}