Gays and Dolls...

The website that started it all:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/51526837.html

Jackie:
Look at this!
Em:
O_o
Jackie:
I was like "the hell?"
Em:
Heehe Nazi kitten
Jackie:
I know!
*Then*
Jackie:
Ow random chest pain
Em:
Haha wouldn't it be so gross if boobs grew all at once. Just "Ow--DAMN!" then *pop**shplunk!*thhhhbbptt* 'Wow...I have knockers..."...But then you wouldn't know the difference between puberty and a heart attack
Jackie:
Thhhhhhbbptt?
Em:
Like when you let go of a balloon and it flies around the room
*pause*
Em:
Oh God I just realized how little sense that made
Jackie:
Yeah...
Em: *face/palm*
Well...that was an EXCEPTIONALLY bad moment in the history of me.
Em: *changes the subject*
But still...NAZI dolls...and he has 5-6 GAY doll sets?
Jackie:
Haha I know


How do you TELL if a doll is gay? Is it just...EVIDENT, in the case of the Ken doll with their white briefs painted onto their exceptionally molded plastic butts? (Hey, I always liked Ken's butt ~Jackie) Or is it something you ASSIGN to them, like when you take your Skipper doll and say "Okay, Skipper is now named Raven, we will dye her clothing and hair black, and paint her with eyeliner until she looks suitably goth, and then she will write poetry about death and the dark side of the moon and others who live in celestial orbs just as dark as she is..." How would you do that to a Nazi doll? Name them Nigel and have him invite Jerome into his Nazi tent for tea and a game of skat? Or hot raunchy buttsex? Do we make Nigel speak with a German accent? 'Ja, Dahlink! Vee loves de colour few-jah (fushia)! Vee suggested it for de death camp uniforms, but der Fuhrer, he said NEIN!" Do they play Madonna, Barbara Streisand and Bette Midler records in German? Do they wear tight leather pants and go to European disco dance clubs to pick up hot Aryan men?
Since when do these gay Nazi dolls have a better social life than I do?

Okay, just to re-cap: Puberty, heart attacks, Nazi dolls, people who collect said dolls, the social lives and details of these dolls, basically everything German/European>>>GUNNED DOWN!