Kingdom of Really Really Really Nice Hair
Does anyone think Kingdom of Heaven looks like a cross between POTC and Gladiator? It's like Orlando Bloom and Ridley Scott had a cinematic baby, but minus the Russell Crowe and Johnny Depp, thereby making it unwatchable.
Orlie's Hair is the same as always, thick, full, slightly curly in a rogue-ish way, (as his hair is untameable, so is he!) dark brown, long-yet-short-enough-to-not-fully-render-him-a-trannie. Geez, place this kid in a period-costume of undefineable era (consisting of tight pants and billowy white shirts, a sexy fashion phase spanning hundreds of years all over Europe,) and his hair matches perfectly.
Mr. Scott has recycled some battle shots from Gladiator and computer-edited in some plate armour and Crusader's flags to match up the eras, from the looks of things.
This is all I've gotten out of the trailers so far, but a Lucilla-look-alike in similar billowy indistinguishable costume is the love interest, and the music is an exact copy with a few minor key changes to make it sound edgier.

