Moslem Moslem Moslem...
Now that you've had your dose of non-PC-ness...
(MOSLEM!)
...I have a test...(two actually) tomorrow, neither of which I have studied for, but the one first thing in the morning is on Islam.
I was at a Christian retreat all weekend (which was awesome btw,) and I figured A) I already gotta lotta shit to carry, B) When will I have time to read my Bible, much less a textbook? (Answer: Never.) and C) It could be considered 'inappropriate' for me, in a position of leadership, to ostracize myself from the group by barricading myself in my tent so I can study up on jihad. And I do know how ot spell Muslim, so no flames for that.
In fact, in my own defence, nothing here is flame worthy, because while I speak of Muslim terrorists and whatnot, I also give an eye-roll to the Baptists of the world, so no way am I saying all Muslims are scary, just as I'd like you to know that not all Christians are scary. (Just the Baptists. Eeeeeeee.)
So having spent all weekend either worrying about my test on Islam tomorrow or giggling over how scary everyone at the retreat (mostly Anglicans,) finds Baptists (the Original Bible-Thumpers,) my thoughts can be summed up in this one statement:
FUCK! EXTREMISTS! (In the tone of voice as one would say: "Fuck! Bees!")
BTW: So my good friend Kathleen was in charge of the whole weekend, pretty much, and she had some great stories to tell from attending Bible college on the mainland, including how she killed one town's ONLY squirrel and how shes been branded a rebel hippy becasue she's from the Island, and shes the only Anglican there among a bunch of Mennonites.
Jesus loves ya! *thumbs up and winks*


Thursday, May 05, 2005
A Plea
Please, for the love of God, a Midol! Miiiiiiiiidooooooooool!*twitch*
*fin*
posted by Em @ 11:15 AM 0 comments
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Kingdom of Really Really Really Nice Hair
Does anyone think Kingdom of Heaven looks like a cross between POTC and Gladiator? It's like Orlando Bloom and Ridley Scott had a cinematic baby, but minus the Russell Crowe and Johnny Depp, thereby making it unwatchable.Orlie's Hair is the same as always, thick, full, slightly curly in a rogue-ish way, (as his hair is untameable, so is he!) dark brown, long-yet-short-enough-to-not-fully-render-him-a-trannie. Geez, place this kid in a period-costume of undefineable era (consisting of tight pants and billowy white shirts, a sexy fashion phase spanning hundreds of years all over Europe,) and his hair matches perfectly.
Mr. Scott has recycled some battle shots from Gladiator and computer-edited in some plate armour and Crusader's flags to match up the eras, from the looks of things.
This is all I've gotten out of the trailers so far, but a Lucilla-look-alike in similar billowy indistinguishable costume is the love interest, and the music is an exact copy with a few minor key changes to make it sound edgier.
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