Moving Between Pit Stops on a Roadtrip When You Have to Pee Real Bad Moves Faster Than This

Amazon.ca.
Seriously.
How long does it take to ship a single book?
Are you having monks hand-bind and illuminate the script?
What is your DEAL?
Last time I ordered anything, it was two books and a handful of DVDs.
It got here faster than this.
Is this because I didn't spend 30 dollars to get your precious Super Saver's Shipping or whatever?
Are you punishing me for being frugal for ONCE?

I mean, geez.
I knew Amazon was passive-aggressive, (tracking what items you've LOOKED at and jacking up the prices if you don't buy on first viewing;) but I didn't think it was THIS bad.

I need to stop putting things in caps before Jamie confiscates my capslock key for abuse.